I live in a rural area with a lot of deer and wildlife.
Most of my animals are feral, so I have to keep them under control.
Every year, I find some of the birds I keep are gone, and it’s hard to track down other birds that have been left behind.
When I see a deer with a big feather on its tail, I know I’ve lost a bird.
That’s why I’ve got to find them.
I keep track of them every day, because I know that’s the last time they will be here.
I have a lot to do.
The first thing I do is call up my neighbor and tell him that he should get a new flock of birds.
The next day, I start collecting the feathers.
Every month, I buy up as many as I can and sell them at auction.
I want to make a lot for my friends and family.
I love to keep track, and I don’t mind spending a lot on these birds.
It’s like the difference between owning a Ferrari and owning a used car.
I always have to remember to keep a lot in my garage.
I think I could keep up with my birds for years.